The Princess

 

I finally figured out the secret to successfully dealing with women: Give them everything they want!

 
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The Princess
   

Two hours of Sunday traffic leaves you about an hour late
It should be funny but you’re not laughing. Who put a marathon in LA?
The cell phone sounds, you let it ring. Pretend that you don’t hear a thing.
Cause you know there’s gonna be hell to pay, if the princess doesn’t get her way.

A–D–A–D
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A–B–D–E-A
   
The princess is upset, you’ve caused her distress now her day is a mess.
The princess wants you to confess because it’s your ass if the princess doesn’t get her way.
D–A–D–A
D–A–B7–D7–E
   
She got a parking ticket, didn’t read the sign. You better believe it’s all your fault.
Don’t ask questions, just pay the fine. Cause buddy, she owns both your balls.
Tell her what she wants to hear or she’ll keep bitching in your ear.
There is nothing to negotiate cause the princess always gets her way.
A–D–A–D
A–D–B–D
E–D–E-D
A–B–D–E-A
   
The princess is far too complex, don’t ever second guess, my brother just say yes.
The princess will protest until there’s nothing left of you. The princess always gets her way.
D–A–D–A
D–A–B7–D7–E
   
You’re not dealing with reason.
There’s no logic involved.
The more you try to understand her.
The more her composure dissolves.
E–E–D–D
E–E–D–D
E–E–B7-B7
D–E–A
   
If she wants your honest opinion, brother, don’t fall for that trap.
Tell her that it’s fucking brilliant even if it’s a piece of crap.
Wanna spend the evening with that scowl? No, brother, first round throw in the towel.
You can never win; don’t even try to play cause the princess always gets her way.
A–D–A–D
A–D–A–D
E–D–E-D
A–B–D–E-A
   
The princess will grab a Kleenex, while you stand perplexed, what just happened.
The princess knows her leverage, so guess what you’re not gonna get, if the princess doesn’t get her way.
D–A–D–A
D–A–B7–D7–E
   
The princess has got PMS. You’ll have a slow death, if the princess doesn’t get her way.
The princess wants to go to Paris. Better make it first class, cause the princess better get her way.
The princess wants a nice Christmas even though she’s Jewish, the princess better get her way.
The princess probably ate her ex and, buddy, you’re next, if the princess doesn’t get her way.

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