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I finally figured out the
secret to successfully dealing with women: Give them everything they want!
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Princess |
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Two hours of Sunday traffic leaves you
about an hour late
It should be funny but you’re not laughing. Who put a marathon in LA?
The cell phone sounds, you let it ring. Pretend that you don’t hear a
thing.
Cause you know there’s gonna be hell to pay, if the princess doesn’t get
her way. |
A–D–A–D
A–D–A–D
E–D–E-D
A–B–D–E-A |
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The princess is upset, you’ve caused her
distress now her day is a mess.
The princess wants you to confess because it’s your ass if the princess
doesn’t get her way. |
D–A–D–A
D–A–B7–D7–E |
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She got a parking ticket, didn’t read the
sign. You better believe it’s all your fault.
Don’t ask questions, just pay the fine. Cause buddy, she owns both your
balls.
Tell her what she wants to hear or she’ll keep bitching in your ear.
There is nothing to negotiate cause the princess always gets her way. |
A–D–A–D
A–D–B–D
E–D–E-D
A–B–D–E-A |
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The princess is far too complex, don’t ever
second guess, my brother just say yes.
The princess will protest until there’s nothing left of you. The princess
always gets her way. |
D–A–D–A
D–A–B7–D7–E |
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You’re not dealing with reason.
There’s no logic involved.
The more you try to understand her.
The more her composure dissolves. |
E–E–D–D
E–E–D–D
E–E–B7-B7
D–E–A |
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If she wants your honest opinion, brother,
don’t fall for that trap.
Tell her that it’s fucking brilliant even if it’s a piece of crap.
Wanna spend the evening with that scowl? No, brother, first round throw
in the towel.
You can never win; don’t even try to play cause the princess always gets
her way. |
A–D–A–D
A–D–A–D
E–D–E-D
A–B–D–E-A |
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The princess will grab a Kleenex, while you
stand perplexed, what just happened.
The princess knows her leverage, so guess what you’re not gonna get, if
the princess doesn’t get her way. |
D–A–D–A
D–A–B7–D7–E |
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The princess has got PMS. You’ll have a slow
death, if the princess doesn’t get her way.
The princess wants to go to Paris. Better make it first class, cause the
princess better get her way.
The princess wants a nice Christmas even though she’s Jewish, the princess
better get her way.
The princess probably ate her ex and, buddy, you’re next, if the princess
doesn’t get her way. |
D–A–B7–D7–E
D–A–B7–D7–E
D–A–B7–D7–E
D–A–B7–D7
E7-D-A7 |
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