Passive Aggressive

 
We had the same cute little problems and innocent disagreements that can happen in every dysfunctional relationship.
 
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Passive Aggressive

Nothing’s wrong with me, just sitting over here quietly
Don’t look at me that way, I already said I’m fine, I’m okay
Go on. Have your fun. I’ll just wait over here alone until you’re done.
I won’t make a sound. I’m passive aggressive I don’t fuck around.

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I could bitch. I could moan. But it’s easier to sit here like a stone.
Yeah, guilt is my game. I’m gonna make you feel bad. I’m gonna make you feel shame.
I can mope around for, oh, so long. Until you figure out that what you’re doing is wrong.
How long will it take til you get the message? Don’t fuck with me, I’m passive aggressive.
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Yeah it’s fine, I’ll drive again. I love to spend my weekends with your friends.
Yeah it’s fine, Really, I’m great. Can’t wait to see your ex-boyfriend I hate.		 A – E
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What’s bothering you Baby you’re acting strange Nothing’s bothering me, do you hear me complain
If something’s on your mind just say what’s wrong. It’s all okay, why don’t you leave me alone.
If you’ve got something to say then say it. How bout I shove this guitar up your ass then play it?
Baby, listen I can’t read your mind. Well, I’m passive aggressive, so you better try		 E –E
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Nothing’s wrong I’m just fine. I’m having such a happy grand ole time.
I’m peachy keen, I’m just dandy. So how was your fucking lunch with Andy?		 A – E
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Two dates in one night, now that’s ambitious. Hope dinner with him was just delicious.
It was a business meeting, he didn’t take me out. You’ve got nothing to be jealous about.
Who said I was jealous? I’m just impressed. What did he think of your high slit dress.
Don’t be such a baby. You’re acting excessive. Don’t make me open up a can of passive aggressive.		 E –E
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Never mind, have it your way. Since when do you ever listen to any thing I say?
Never mind, really I mean it. Just leave your dish there I guess I’ll fucking clean it.		 A – E
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Tell me what’s wrong must be my fault somehow. Nothing, have another Oreo you fucking cow.
Got some problem with my weight? 204? No, that’s just great.
Ah, Baby, come on I’m only kidding. I’d never auction your love, of course there’d be no bidding.
Well, maybe I’ll leave you. I’m highly selective. You don’t want to threaten me. I’m passive aggressive.		 E –E
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