It's Hard To Find Someone Good Enough For Me

 

The honest response to the ugly, inevitable question all singles will be get asked, "Why are you still single?"

Apparently not even Dr. Phil liked my answer.

 
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It's Hard To Find Someone Good Enough For Me
   

My younger brothers are both getting married. Soon all these fingers will be pointed right at me.
"What's wrong with you? You got some inability?" No.
It's hard to find someone good enough for me.

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It's hard to find someone good enough for me. It's hard to find someone good enough for me.
I keep on trying but it's not that easy
to find someone good enough for me.
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Now, I ain't bragging like I'm some great asset. I just got my standards and they've gott to be met.
They're not difficult to reach. They just ain't been reached yet.
This is all that I want to get:

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I want her sweet. I want her smart. I want her cute. I want her kind.
Won't only exercise her abs, but also exercise her mind.
I'm not concerned about the size of her new breasts.
I'd rather she just not have incurable Turret's.
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It's hard to find someone good enough for me. It's hard to find someone good enough for me.
I've looked around, but it ain't all what you see.
It's hard to find someone good enough for me.
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I've known some great girls and I've had some great times. Wish I could take a few of them and just combine.
But, I'm not gonna give in to some forced deadline.
We're talking about the rest of my lifetime.
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Don't be a bore. Please don't snore. Don't keep one foot out the door.
Don't lay still. Have some skill. Don't go complain to Dr. Phil
Don't be a brat, a beaurocrat. Don't need to get your tit for tat.
Overachieve. Don't be naive. One day be willing to conceive.
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It's hard to find someone good enough for me. It's hard to find someone good enough for me.
I've come close, but it's not gone perfectly.
It's hard to find someone good enough for me.
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Age ain't a factor in my cause,
as long as our relationship is not against the law.
It'd be good if you have not reached your menopause.
If you're in this range, can I hear some applause?
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Don't be a snob with out a job, just be polite and have some class.
Don't be a freak. Don't be a nag. Don't be a big pain in my ass.
Be sincere. Be my peer. Tell me when I've gone too far.
Take your time. Take my hand. Just take up one space with your car.
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IIt's hard to find someone good enough for me. It's hard to find someone good enough for me.
Don't want to dilute my geneology
It's hard to find someone good enough for me.
IIt's hard to find someone good enough for me. It's hard to find someone good enough for me.
I think I'll sell this song to E-Harmony
It's hard to find someone good enough for me.
IIt's hard to find someone good enough for me. It's hard to find someone good enough for me.
I keep trying, but it's not that easy.
to find someone good enough for me.
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