Don't Pass Out

   

Excessive drinking can be a terrible thing. Especially when on an important date!

 
   
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Don't Pass Out  
     

Three Margaritas and a couple of beers.
We’ve been laughing and flirting and toasting our cheers.
I’ve been waiting for this night since I met you three weeks ago.
Now You’re finally here let’s let the fun flow.

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We’ll hit a happy hour and a couple of parties.
We’re hanging on each other after a couple more Bacardi’s.
Sure, I’ll sing Kareoke if it’ll make you want me more.
The magic starts when you pull me through that door.
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Hey little girl cuddle up tight, kiss me once then kiss me twice
Whisper something in my ear, about how it’s comfortable right here.
All the visions in me head, you wish we were in your bed.
But, we’re on some stranger’s couch, open your eyes Baby, Baby.
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Don’t pass out! We were just getting started.
Don’t pass out! We were having fun.
Don’t pass out! It was looking so promising.
Don’t pass out! I wasn’t done.
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Your face is such a pretty color, and your eyes lost in a glaze.
I love it when you try to smile at me as if you recognize my face.
Chances of nights like this come once and them they’re gone.
So wake up, Baby, stop drooling on my arm.
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Don’t pass out! Baby, don’t leave me hanging.
Don’t pass out! You got me all worked up.
Don’t pass out! This was not in the planning.
Don’t pass out! This really sucks.
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Wake up, little Suzie, please don’t fall asleep.
That was something I was hoping you’d be doing with me.
Tonight we might have shared a beautiful experience.
But I think your quesadilla wants to make an appearance.
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Got a devil on one shoulder saying, ‘Hey, man, this is great.’
And an angel on the other saying, ‘Don’t date such light weights.’
But I won’t do you wrong, Baby, you’re a girl I really like.
I just won’t feed you punch that’s so spiked.
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Don’t pass out! Oh, it could have been magic
Don’t pass out! We were oh so close
Don’t pass out! Now it’s nothing but tragic.
Don’t pass out! We may never know.
Don’t pass out! This is so frustrating.
Don’t pass out! I’m all alone.
Don’t pass out! Guess I’m masturbating.
Don’t pass out! Could I borrow your phone?
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Don’t pass out! We were just getting started.
Don’t pass out! We were having fun.
Don’t pass out! It was looking so promising.
Don’t pass out! I wasn’t done.
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