If your date’s a little shy, you might
need another guy.
Leave my number by the phone; you don’t have to spend the night alone.
If your date’s not so well endowed, call me over I’ll make you proud.
If your boy’s afraid to score, I’m Italian, that’s what we’re for.
Go to the concert. Drink lots of beer. After
he drops you off I’ll be waiting here.
I don’t mind if you wake me up. I understand you can’t get enough.
I’ll climb through the window after he leaves through the door.
If we don’t make it to the bedroom, well, we’ve always got the floor.
I know Tommy or Johnny would never approve, but we’ll do anything you want
to do.
Let him buy you dinner. Let him buy you gifts.
If you need to come to my place, ask him for a lift.
A-D
G-B
Call my cell. Beep my pager. E-mail my website
if you’re in danger
Of talking with a loser who’s afraid of your crotch.
Wish him good night after you look at your watch.
Then in just a minute I’ll come running to make up for your boyfriend’s
shortcomings.