Chris Valenti

If you’ve ever been frustrated by a relationship and you have a twisted, but healthy sense of humor, then Chris Valenti is the artist for you. Chris takes his romantic failures and frustrations personally and pours them out to you straight from his wry, twisted heart. Valenti\’s songs of struggles, blunders, and missed opportunities radiate the painfully funny universal suffering we all endure. His show is part music, part comedy, part therapy, and part romance – as well as action, adventure, mystery and sometimes horror. A philosopher of love – usually, the kind of love that did not exactly make it to that \’happily ever after\’ place, Chris writes and performs songs that touch upon the common truths of the humorous lives of single people. Songs like Passive Aggressive, about the cute little problems that get blown out of proportion in every sweet, loving relationship, and The Ghost of Your Ex, about dates who can\’t stop talking about their ex-boyfriends, strike close to home for those who can not reel in the full attention of their present partner. Don\’t Pass Out is a plea and warning to men and women everywhere to curb excessive drinking, especially on first dates. The upcoming album includes It\’s Hard to Find Someone Good Enough For Me, which nails the single person\’s core issue head on – and was featured on The Dr. Phil Show – and Everyone Can Be Replaced, a positive look at the end of relationships. Most shows end with Chris\’s new approach to women, Booty Call. A hopeful romantic with a wry sense of humor, Chris has the knack for using self-deprecation and vulnerability to write songs about the hazards and frustrations of love and attempted relationships. He’s become the cheerful motivator for the unlucky in love, because the best cure for a broken heart is laughing at someone else\’s.

Films

Tuck In Express
Some roommates feel a strong obligation to wish you a Good Night.
featuring – James Simons and Elissa Wagner

Tuck In Express

New Year’s Kiss
New Year’s Eve dates come with guaranteed kisses!!!
featuring – Heather Gornall, Jim Carretta, Monica Himmel, Bill Taub, Diane Taub, Matthew Goodman, Di Koob, Steve Pellegren, Denise Vasquez, Randy Martinez

New Year’s Kiss

Tech Support
Outsourcing companies know Americans prefer to speak with local tech support operators. No prob, y’all….
Featuring Sue Han, Tara O’Brien, Walker Uhl, James Babson, Matthew Goodman, Tiffany Yang, & Michael Goldstrom

Tech Support

The Glute Whisperer
Motivational Speaker and friend to Gluteus Maximus Muscles everywhere

The Glute Whisperer

Aston Martin
Hey, it’s the truth… Hot cars are hot chick magnets.
featuring Amy Raasch

Aston Martin

Vows
Wedding Day Rule #37: Don’t have a blowout argument with your fiance minutes before the ceremony.
Featuring Monica Himmel, Steve Pellegren, Elizabeth Price, & Madeliene Pellegren.

Vows

Food Poisoning
A new weight loss product by Naomi Grossman… Brought to you by pitchman Adam Pilver.

Food Poisoning


PHAT Reflections – The Pick Up
An actual commercial for an actual product. Featuring Sarah Spiegel

PHAT Reflections – The Pick Up


Coupons
The Clip Master…
Featuring Alison Block, Jennifer Tung, and Mister Mitue

Coupons – watch more funny videos


GRRRRRR
That guy at the gym…
Featuring Bob Levitan and Steve Pellegren


Prisoner Interrogation
It beats water-boarding.
Featuring Di Koob & Joe Russell


Remember Me
A mom with a lot on her mind.
Featuring – Sarah Spiegel & Forrest Garrison


Singletown
You can’t go on a date with someone great without thinking, “Why are you available? What the hell’s wrong with you?”
Featuring Monica Himmelheber


I’ve also completed two feature films, each of have their own separate websites. Trailers below.

Sensitive Johnson
Sensitive Johnson is a feature length semi-musical romantic comedy about a tender hearted musician with a premature ejacvulation problem.
Featuring – Nori Jill Phillips, Vince Jolivette, Sean Barnes, Kimberly Liebe, David Garrett, Gerry Katzman, and Rich Magallanes among many others.
Film screened at many festivals including DancesWithFilms, Park City Film Music Festival (award), Bay Street Film Festival (won), and New Filmmakers NYC.


800 CDs
After completing my first radio-ready studio album, Emotional Wreck, and proceeding to distribute only 200 of the 1000 CDs produced, I attended a Music Strategies conference held by Tim Sweeney to learn how to sell the remaining CDs and more. Sensing a potentially interesting struggle with possible universal lessons learned along the way, I asked Tim if I could film some of his seminars. I also convinced some friends to film me as I followed Tim’s suggestions. The result became my first feature length documentary.

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