Chris Valenti

If you’ve ever been frustrated by a relationship and you have a twisted, but healthy sense of humor, then Chris Valenti is the artist for you. Chris takes his romantic failures and frustrations personally and pours them out to you straight from his wry, twisted heart. Valenti\’s songs of struggles, blunders, and missed opportunities radiate the painfully funny universal suffering we all endure. His show is part music, part comedy, part therapy, and part romance – as well as action, adventure, mystery and sometimes horror. A philosopher of love – usually, the kind of love that did not exactly make it to that \’happily ever after\’ place, Chris writes and performs songs that touch upon the common truths of the humorous lives of single people. Songs like Passive Aggressive, about the cute little problems that get blown out of proportion in every sweet, loving relationship, and The Ghost of Your Ex, about dates who can\’t stop talking about their ex-boyfriends, strike close to home for those who can not reel in the full attention of their present partner. Don\’t Pass Out is a plea and warning to men and women everywhere to curb excessive drinking, especially on first dates. The upcoming album includes It\’s Hard to Find Someone Good Enough For Me, which nails the single person\’s core issue head on – and was featured on The Dr. Phil Show – and Everyone Can Be Replaced, a positive look at the end of relationships. Most shows end with Chris\’s new approach to women, Booty Call. A hopeful romantic with a wry sense of humor, Chris has the knack for using self-deprecation and vulnerability to write songs about the hazards and frustrations of love and attempted relationships. He’s become the cheerful motivator for the unlucky in love, because the best cure for a broken heart is laughing at someone else\’s.

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Pics, vids, and sounds sent to me from Wreck Club members.

Diana Anaid and I on stage at the Knitting Factory – from Katie Goodall
 
Katie Goodall and I at
the Karma Cafe.
 
Eric Wilcox from Maryland sporting his Sensitive Johnson t-shirt and newly trimmed physique. Eric credits me with an assist on his fitness drive, saying that I sent him a t-shirt that was too small. He was determined to lose weight until it fit. Extremely impressive.
 
A Can of Passive Aggressive
– from Eric Williams

 
Roswell’s Real Sheriff Valenti with captured Teletubby – from Suzi Koch
 
Dave Rayborn turned a moment from the Starbucks song into a cool icon.
 
An Interview with Channel Two’s Kent Shocknek
 
"I Miss Her…" Live at the Santa Monica Bar & Grille – from Eric Williams
 
Stand up at The Comedy Store – from Adam Pilver
 
Singing Booty Cally at Molly Malone’s with Phil Johnson, Mark Latham (plus his band), and Jon Zucker – from Marrisa
 
Robert and Robin Peate pic from a house concert I played at their place – that is not their baby. Rachel Arieff, also pictured, also played – funny woman! – from Robert Peate
 
With Ian Harris, terrific comedian and filmmaker – writer/director of "It Burns When I Laugh" – at the Emotional Wreck CD release party. – from Eric Williams
 
Sexy shot with the original Wreckettes also at the Emotional Wreck CD release party. These wreckettes sang on the record: Jen, Amy, and Denise. Julie worked the merch table. – from Bernard Baur
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