Chris Valenti

Chris Valenti – Actor/Writer/Filmmaker/Singer-Songwriter/Comedian

Archive for September, 2013

Blog 1 – Afghanistan Tour

It’s Thursday, right? Three days in Kyrgyzstan and we’ve yet to perform a show. The military folks are entertaining us far more than we’re entertaining them. We’ve also yet to see any danger zones. That will happen tonight when they fly us into Afghanistan at midnight. We’ll be flying in on one of those C-17 massive military cargo planes. (No, mom, we won’t be parachuting out.)

Yesterday we got a terrific briefing from the base commanders about our location, The Transit Center at Manas, formerly known as Ganci Air Base, named for Peter Ganci, the FDNY Fire Chief who died on Sept 11. We’ll be performing at Pete’s Place, still named in his honor. I liked the reminder that Sept 11 is still the reason we’re here. I told the commander that my cousin, FDNY Captain Patrick Waters also died when the towers came down. And my uncle, NYPD Emergency Services First Responder Robert Brady managed to survive, while most of his entire squad perished. This personal connection to the Sept 11 disasters was one reason why I wanted to contribute somehow. I’m glad I finally got the chance.

Yesterday we were also fitted with our helmets and bullet proof vests. The vests weigh 40 pounds. Some of the women I’m touring with barely weigh 40 pounds. We also went to the Air Force’s Birthday party. The bases had a big shindig. On Sept 18, 1947 the Air Force split from the Army to form its own its own branch. There were Army personnel at the BBQ…. I wonder if they were sad. I asked one if he felt like a Brit on the Fourth of July.

Today we get an air craft tour of the KC-135s and the C-17s. Then we get a demo at the K-9 Unit. They’re going to give us a demonstration with one of these killer dogs attacking us. The handler told me I’ll wear a padded jacket, then run for my life as the dog chases and attacks me. What could go wrong? And how did I suddenly become signed up for this? They haven’t even heard the show yet. … must have been that 4th of July comment.

Should be some good pics today…
nice puppy… good doggy… AHHHH!!!!!!



Afghanistan Tour – Getting Fitted for Action

We arrived at the Manas Transit Center. Here we were debriefed… about the mission and given bullet proof flak jackets and helmets.


Last Genghis Cohen Show Before Afghanistan

I’m sure you’ve probably heard on the news that President Obama will be sending some ‘resources’ to Syria in the coming weeks. For some reason CNN hasn’t made the fact that he’ll also be sending me to Afghanistan as big a story. Maybe it’s because Congress is hoping I won’t bomb… On Sept 16, I ship out to US military bases to perform some music and comedy for the troops still fighting the Afghanistan war. I’m sure Cowboy Christian Vale will blend in just fine with the locals. He’s a little nervous about the trip, he’s used to busting horses, but he never broke a camel before. He said he’s willing to try it for our country. Also, question for you: Camel Spiders can jump five feet in the air – myth right? Please tell me it is…

Before I leave, I’m doing one last Los Angeles show at Genghis Cohen, Saturday, Sept 14, 9pm. Cowboy Christian Vale will be opening for me. I’ll be finishing up the Genghis show as myself – with a possible new song or two. And I’ll be collecting any messages or trinkets you’d like delivered to the troops. And just in case things don’t go well, I know what I want people to say at my funeral – “Hey look, he’s moving.’ Come join me for some fun.

Saturday, Sept 14, 9pm – $8
Genghis Cohen
740 N Fairfax Ave, LA 90069