Chris Valenti

If you’ve ever been frustrated by a relationship and you have a twisted, but healthy sense of humor, then Chris Valenti is the artist for you. Chris takes his romantic failures and frustrations personally and pours them out to you straight from his wry, twisted heart. Valenti\’s songs of struggles, blunders, and missed opportunities radiate the painfully funny universal suffering we all endure. His show is part music, part comedy, part therapy, and part romance – as well as action, adventure, mystery and sometimes horror. A philosopher of love – usually, the kind of love that did not exactly make it to that \’happily ever after\’ place, Chris writes and performs songs that touch upon the common truths of the humorous lives of single people. Songs like Passive Aggressive, about the cute little problems that get blown out of proportion in every sweet, loving relationship, and The Ghost of Your Ex, about dates who can\’t stop talking about their ex-boyfriends, strike close to home for those who can not reel in the full attention of their present partner. Don\’t Pass Out is a plea and warning to men and women everywhere to curb excessive drinking, especially on first dates. The upcoming album includes It\’s Hard to Find Someone Good Enough For Me, which nails the single person\’s core issue head on – and was featured on The Dr. Phil Show – and Everyone Can Be Replaced, a positive look at the end of relationships. Most shows end with Chris\’s new approach to women, Booty Call. A hopeful romantic with a wry sense of humor, Chris has the knack for using self-deprecation and vulnerability to write songs about the hazards and frustrations of love and attempted relationships. He’s become the cheerful motivator for the unlucky in love, because the best cure for a broken heart is laughing at someone else\’s.

Archive for February, 2011


Man of the House

Sometimes you just can’t marry a girl who has a kid.
Featuring Felicia Kamriani and Oliver & Grant Mass

Man of the House
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Catch A Rising Star – Princeton


Performing this Friday and Saturday, Feb 25 & 26, with Jason Good at Catch A Rising Star in Princeton, NJ. Shows are at 8pm Fri and 7:30 & 9:30 Sat.

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Suppress Me With Your Love

 

Here’s a new tune I’m working on. Should I keep it?

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Vermont Technical College – Feb 10


Excited to perform at Vermont Technical College, Thursday Feb 10th. We’re going to work through Valentine’s Day nightmares.
Happy Valenti-nes Day! See you at Judd Gym – 9pm!

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