Chris Valenti

If you’ve ever been frustrated by a relationship and you have a twisted, but healthy sense of humor, then Chris Valenti is the artist for you. Chris takes his romantic failures and frustrations personally and pours them out to you straight from his wry, twisted heart. Valenti\’s songs of struggles, blunders, and missed opportunities radiate the painfully funny universal suffering we all endure. His show is part music, part comedy, part therapy, and part romance – as well as action, adventure, mystery and sometimes horror. A philosopher of love – usually, the kind of love that did not exactly make it to that \’happily ever after\’ place, Chris writes and performs songs that touch upon the common truths of the humorous lives of single people. Songs like Passive Aggressive, about the cute little problems that get blown out of proportion in every sweet, loving relationship, and The Ghost of Your Ex, about dates who can\’t stop talking about their ex-boyfriends, strike close to home for those who can not reel in the full attention of their present partner. Don\’t Pass Out is a plea and warning to men and women everywhere to curb excessive drinking, especially on first dates. The upcoming album includes It\’s Hard to Find Someone Good Enough For Me, which nails the single person\’s core issue head on – and was featured on The Dr. Phil Show – and Everyone Can Be Replaced, a positive look at the end of relationships. Most shows end with Chris\’s new approach to women, Booty Call. A hopeful romantic with a wry sense of humor, Chris has the knack for using self-deprecation and vulnerability to write songs about the hazards and frustrations of love and attempted relationships. He’s become the cheerful motivator for the unlucky in love, because the best cure for a broken heart is laughing at someone else\’s.

Archive for August, 2010


Tuck In Express

Some roommates feel a strong obligation to wish you a Good Night.
featuring – James Simons and Elissa Wagner

Tuck In Express
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Get Off My Lawn interview available

I did a very fun interview with syndicated radio DJ Brian Cox. You may have caught this on the airwaves. If not check it out here.

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New Album Available on iTunes

It’s done!

The album I recorded at the M Bar in July, Live Emotional Wreckage, is available on iTunes. Buy a few tracks or the whole thing. Help me impress my new record company, New Wave Dynamics. It was a lot of fun to record. A DVD of the night is also available at shows.

This album is a combination of both stand up bits and songs, including – First Wife, Oh , You’re Turning 50, President Hilary Clinton (renamed so iTunes people might get the joke easier), I Miss Her… Vagina (also renamed for the same reason), and maybe my best performance of Girls Are Crazy.

I have three other albums also available on iTunes or right here on the music page.

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Giving a Stand Up Routine in LA

Doing a short set to support Mike Casentini’s filming. Come down. It will be a fun night.

Free Parking. Ten Dollar Cover. One drink minimum.

Spotlight Comedy Club
12215 Ventura Blvd, #209
Studio City, CA

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