Chris Valenti

If you’ve ever been frustrated by a relationship and you have a twisted, but healthy sense of humor, then Chris Valenti is the artist for you. Chris takes his romantic failures and frustrations personally and pours them out to you straight from his wry, twisted heart. Valenti\’s songs of struggles, blunders, and missed opportunities radiate the painfully funny universal suffering we all endure. His show is part music, part comedy, part therapy, and part romance – as well as action, adventure, mystery and sometimes horror. A philosopher of love – usually, the kind of love that did not exactly make it to that \’happily ever after\’ place, Chris writes and performs songs that touch upon the common truths of the humorous lives of single people. Songs like Passive Aggressive, about the cute little problems that get blown out of proportion in every sweet, loving relationship, and The Ghost of Your Ex, about dates who can\’t stop talking about their ex-boyfriends, strike close to home for those who can not reel in the full attention of their present partner. Don\’t Pass Out is a plea and warning to men and women everywhere to curb excessive drinking, especially on first dates. The upcoming album includes It\’s Hard to Find Someone Good Enough For Me, which nails the single person\’s core issue head on – and was featured on The Dr. Phil Show – and Everyone Can Be Replaced, a positive look at the end of relationships. Most shows end with Chris\’s new approach to women, Booty Call. A hopeful romantic with a wry sense of humor, Chris has the knack for using self-deprecation and vulnerability to write songs about the hazards and frustrations of love and attempted relationships. He’s become the cheerful motivator for the unlucky in love, because the best cure for a broken heart is laughing at someone else\’s.

Archive for December, 2008


Trading Valenti for Kringle


I volunteered to be a Santa for the Pasadena Jaycee’s Operation Santa Christmas Eve event. This was easily the most fulfilling Christmas I’ve experienced. Unfortunately I did not remember to bring a better camera, so I shot the evening with my cellphone. The picture is not sharp, but the spirit is there. www.PasadenaJaycees.org

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Comedy Store Main Stage

Time to cut loose a little bit. Let’s meet. Hang out at a fun happy hour (with great food and drink specials – not to mention the cheapest parking on Sunset). Then head over to see the big show in the Main Room of the Comedy Store.

Friday night, Feb 27th. We meet up at The Saddle Ranch (8371 Sunset Blvd) for happy hour at 6. Hang out. Eat, giggle, drink a little. Then head over to the Comedy Store (8433 Sunset Blvd) at 7:30 for the 8pm show Tickets are $15:





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Our own Holiday Party – Happy Hour & Comedy Store

It’s a simple fun filled Friday night. We meet at the Saddle Ranch at 6, where we park for cheap and eat & drink Happy Hour specials for cheap (specials end at 6:30 so don’t be late). You drink a couple pints of funny juice to get warmed up. Then at 7:45 we head over to the Comedy Store. Grab some tables in the Main Room. Laugh at funny comedians. (Me especially!) Then head back to the Saddle Ranch for an night cap and to retrieve our vehicles. So simple. So fun.
Buy a discount ticket here!





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Free Single For Christmas

To celebrate the month of December and all it’s holiday parties, download my song “Single For Christmas” for free!

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