Feeling a bit of the seasonal spirit, I went into the studio this week and recorded a new single for Christmas. I call it “Single For Christmas”. Every other Christmas song you hear is about happy couples snuggling by the fireplace, making snow ordained-ministers, or going for horse-drawn sleigh rides (which no one has done in a hundred years – Dammit!). Well, good for them, but what about the rest of us who don’t happen to have that damn snuggly-smuggly relationship at the moment? What if your jerk of an ex cheated on you with some swashbuckling Pirate of the Caribbean four weeks ago? Or what if you wound up stuffing his head with a drumstick because his nagging about your lumpy gravy and family members just became to much to handle? Shouldn’t single people have their own happy Christmas song? Well, now we do. Hear it now.
And since the Christmas shopping spree has begun, I think it’s a good time to remind you what a terrific stocking stuffer, office gift, and white elephant entry the merchandise right here on the website makes. Why bore your assistant with a typical box of chocolates? Be a cool boss and give Emotional Wreck CDs. Got a buddy who likes indy films and comedies? Give a Sensitive Johnson DVD, of course. Got a daughter in high school or college who’s having relationship issues and you want to keep it that way? Give her a Romantically Dysfunctional spaghetti strap shirt. Ah, holiday shopping has never been so easy. And with any purchase before Dec 25, I’ll send you a copy of the new holiday hit, “Single for Christmas.” In fact, if you buy 20 items or more for your whole office or family or something, I will come down there and give a lunchtime office concert or an evening house concert with that purchase. If you have questions about your order, or you want to haggle a bulk deal, call me. You can even use the booty call hotline (323) 851-9190.