Chris Valenti

Some roommates feel a strong obligation to wish you a Good Night.
featuring – James Simons and Elissa Wagner

I did a very fun interview with syndicated radio DJ Brian Cox. You may have caught this on the airwaves. If not check it out here.

It’s done!

The album I recorded at the M Bar in July, Live Emotional Wreckage, is available on iTunes. Buy a few tracks or the whole thing. Help me impress my new record company, New Wave Dynamics. It was a lot of fun to record. A DVD of the night is also available at shows.

This album is a combination of both stand up bits and songs, including – First Wife, Oh , You’re Turning 50, President Hilary Clinton (renamed so iTunes people might get the joke easier), I Miss Her… Vagina (also renamed for the same reason), and maybe my best performance of Girls Are Crazy.

I have three other albums also available on iTunes or right here on the music page.

Doing a short set to support Mike Casentini’s filming. Come down. It will be a fun night.

Free Parking. Ten Dollar Cover. One drink minimum.

Spotlight Comedy Club
12215 Ventura Blvd, #209
Studio City, CA

Lend me your laugh!

I will be recording a full length show for a new album and DVD. Industry giant New Wave Dynamics, a division of New Wave Entertainment, asked for permission to distribute an album of mine. Huge opportunity! Look them up and you’ll see they rep major names and produce enormous projects. Come be a part of the smallest project New Wave has ever done!

This album has to be good! Forget New Wave…. within the last six months, both of my brothers have produced their respective first child. I’m in major competition for my mother’s affection… and my
reproduction prospects are awful, so it all depends on this album.

Please come help me impress my mom!!! I’m going to play an extended full length show with all my best songs and best bits: Oh “FirstName”, Girls Are Crazy, You’re Turning 50, I Wanna Be Your Intern (Female
President Clinton), and many, many more.

There will be NO door charge at all for this show. It will be held on Thursday July 1st at the M Bar, 1253 N Vine St at the corner of Fountain. Doors open at 7pm. The M Bar will have their normal “please eat dinner here” ten dollar food policy. But the food is good
and I imagine you eat at least once a day anyhow. Please make dinner reservations at (323) 856-0036.

Please come!!! I need your laugh on this record. I don’t want my first comedy album to be, “Valenti – Live in a Vacuum”.

My car broke down in the middle of death valley, 25 miles from Baker, CA, on the drive back from a music conference in Las Vegas this past weekend. We tried to pass some time with the guitar and what I could remember of an Eagles tune.

I made a series of commercials for a new iPhone application, iHateIt. Using some of my friends from PsychoBabble, Kasey Wilson, Scott MacDonell, and Steve Brewster, we shot 17 commercials for, our co-PsychoBabble Alum, Charles Horn’s new app – iHateIt Personal Disapproval Assistant. It’s a great app. The spots are pretty funny. Here’s a sample.

Short I made with Self Defense Guru Michael Goldstrom

New Year’s Kiss is the final short film of the 2009 monthly short project I did. I finished!!! The 12 films are compiled into a longer 30 minute short film called Random Chapters in the Life of Some Guy. This is being submitted to film festivals internationally.
So what do I do with myself now that I’m finished? Maybe make a feature film every month? …we’ll see.
Thanks for watching!

New Year’s Eve dates come with guaranteed kisses!!!
featuring – Heather Gornall, Jim Carretta, Monica Himmel, Bill Taub, Diane Taub, Matthew Goodman, Di Koob, Steve Pellegren, Denise Vasquez, Randy Martinez